Blow out, you bugles, over the rich Dead!
There's none of these so lonely and poor of old,
But, dying, has made us rarer gifts than gold.

Monday, April 16, 2007

I thought they said global WARMING?!

Seriously, what's up with that? Hippies keep whining and bitching about how the Earth is warming and the ice caps are melting (who orders an iced cap and lets it sit around long enough for it to melt? seriously) and blah blah blah. If that's the case, then WHY IS THERE A BLIZZARD ALL OVER THE NORTHEASTERN PART OF NORTH AMERICA?

Seriously, if Bushitler's (used sarcastically to make fun of hippies) whole global warming for oil plan is working as well as the hippies say it is, why is there snow in mid-April whereas I was going around wearing only a t-shirt in mid-December? Shouldn't winter be, I dunno, getting shorter and milder?

I'm gonna call bulls**t on the hippies and their global warming. Yeah, that's right. I think that the Earth is cooling into one big snowball and we're all going to freeze. Ski resort owners will make a fortune and Hawaii and California will close down because other than pretty, tan people, there's nothing useful there.

And then there'll be an ice age, and it'll be exactly like the movie Ice Age, or at least just as funny, because there'll be all these dumb people who believed in global warming and didn't get ready for WINTER who won't have winter jackets and they'll freeze to death while I point and laugh at them.

Ok, seriously, I'm just venting a little because I haven't slept enough lately and I need to blow off some pressure.

On a more serious note, however, I had my first exam this morning, in Modern Europe, and I believe I actually did fairly well. Or, at the very least, I wrote a whole lot of crap for the teacher to correct. (Something like 16 pages... at least it was double-spaced) My next one is something like Introductory Military History and is on Wednesday afternoon... after that is Introductory Canadian Military History on Saturday morning... then I'm running a half-marathon on Sunday (well, by "running" I mean "I'll go around the track and try not to die")... and then on the Thursday after that I have my last exam, which is in French. After that I get a nice few days of doing as little as possible, and then we have some random "Divisional PT" (probably running around) and then "Environmental PT" (hopefully little to no running around).

Unfrost dammit, RMC.

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